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#8791You should make a point of trying every experience once -- except
incest and folk-dancing.
-- A. Bax, "Farewell My Youth"
#8792You shouldn't wallow in self-pity. But it's OK to put your feet in it
and swish them around a little.
-- Guindon
#8793You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth knows more
than my brain.
-- W.G.
#8794You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
-- Frank Hubbard
#8795You'd best be snoozin', 'cause you don't be gettin' no work done at 5 a.m.
anyway.
-- From the wall of the Wurster Hall stairwell
#8796You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're in control.
-- Smile, "Was (Not Was)"
#8797You're always thinking you're gonna be the one that makes 'em act different.
-- Woody Allen, "Manhattan"
#8798You're either part of the solution or part of the problem.
-- Eldridge Cleaver
#8799You're never too old to become younger.
-- Mae West
#8800You've always made the mistake of being yourself.
-- Eugene Ionesco
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