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| #8851 |   | It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.
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| #8852 |   | It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
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| #8853 |   | It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.
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| #8854 |   | Lost: gray and white female cat.  Answers to electric can opener.
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| #8855 |   | Never try to outstubborn a cat. 		-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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| #8856 |   | No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation. 		-- Fran Lebowitz
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| #8857 |   | No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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| #8858 |   | PENGUINICITY!!
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| #8859 |   | Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
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| #8860 |   | "Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.
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