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| #8861 | | Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be
chewed and digested.
-- Francis Bacon
[As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.]
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| #8862 | | Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel
like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity.
-- Snoopy
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| #8863 | | Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!
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| #8864 | | The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
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| #8865 | | The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
-- Kevin Cowherd
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| #8866 | | The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
-- C. Schulz
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| #8867 | | There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats.
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| #8868 | | There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking.
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| #8869 | | To err is human,
To purr feline.
-- Robert Byrne
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| #8870 | | When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt
to defend itself when he tries to kill it.
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