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#8971Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.
#8972After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.
-- Italian proverb
#8973Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
#8974Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.
-- Dorothy Parker
#8975Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.
-- W. Clement Stone
#8976Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.
-- The Mad Dogtender
#8977Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde [as he sipped champagne on his deathbed]
#8978Alimony is the high cost of leaving.
#8979All a man needs out of life is a place to sit 'n' spit in the fire.
#8980All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
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