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#9081He who laughs last is probably your boss.
#9082He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained.
#9083He who laughs, lasts.
#9084He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
#9085He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
-- Dr. Johnson
#9086Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
#9087Honesty's the best policy.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
#9088Honi soit qui mal y pense.
[Evil to him who evil thinks.]
-- Motto of the Order of the Garter (est. Edward III)
#9089How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
#9090How you look depends on where you go.
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