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#9441Bedfellows make strange politicians.
#9442Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover
#9443C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre!
[It is magnificent, but it is not war]
-- Pierre Bosquet, witnessing the charge of the Light Brigade
#9444"Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception."
-- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989
#9445Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp. It's 2 cents
for postage and 30 cents for storage.
-- Gerald Regan, Cabinet Minister, 12/31/83 Financial Post
#9446Census Taker to Housewife:
Did you ever have the measles, and, if so, how many?
#9447Concerning the war in Vietnam, Senator George Aiken of Vermount noted
in January, 1966, "I'm not very keen for doves or hawks. I think we need
more owls."
-- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wits"
#9448Conquering Russia should be done steppe by steppe.
#9449Corruption is not the #1 priority of the Police Commissioner. His job
is to enforce the law and fight crime.
-- P.B.A. President E. J. Kiernan
#9450Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
-- Alfred E. Newman
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