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| #9471 | | Don't mind him; politicians always sound like that.
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| #9472 | | Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!
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| #9473 | | Don't suspect your friends -- turn them in!
-- "Brazil"
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| #9474 | | Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and
the lash.
-- Winston Churchill
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| #9475 | | Don't vote -- it only encourages them!
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| #9476 | | Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders
has been discontinued.
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| #9477 | | Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs
in his country, provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a
university degree, influential parents, good looks, a curriculum vitae, two
3x4 snapshots, and a good tax record.
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| #9478 | | Each person has the right to take the subway.
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| #9479 | | Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United
States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only two cents a day.
[and getting better! Soon it'll be down to a penny a day!]
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| #9480 | | Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
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