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#9501George Orwell 1984. Northwestern 0.
-- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
#9502George Orwell was an optimist.
#9503George Washington was first in war, first in peace -- and the first to
have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.
-- Ashley Cooper
#9504Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a
"Pearl Harbor File".
#9505"Give me enough medals, and I'll win any war."
-- Napoleon
#9506Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and
car keys to teenage boys.
-- P.J. O'Rourke
#9507God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to
receive it.
-- Austin O'Malley
#9508Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.
#9509Got a complaint about the Internal Revenue Service?
Call the convenient toll-free "IRS Taxpayer Complaint Hot Line Number":

1-800-AUDITME
#9510Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Don't overdo it.
-- Lao Tsu
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