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#9721Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal.
-- John Dillinger
#9722"Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon."
#9723Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying
as an income tax refund.
-- F. J. Raymond
#9724Nihilism should commence with oneself.
#9725No man's ambition has a right to stand in the way of performing a simple
act of justice.
-- John Altgeld
#9726No matter whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme
court follows th' iliction returns.
-- Mr. Dooley
#9727No, my friend, the way to have good and safe government, is not to trust it
all to one, but to divide it among the many, distributing to every one exactly
the functions he is competent to. It is by dividing and subdividing these
republics from the national one down through all its subordinations, until it
ends in the administration of every man's farm by himself; by placing under
every one what his own eye may superintend, that all will be done for the best.
-- Thomas Jefferson, to Joseph Cabell, 1816
#9728No-one would remember the Good Samaritan if he had only had good
intentions. He had money as well.
-- Margaret Thatcher
#9729Nobody shot me.
-- Frank Gusenberg, his last words, when asked by police
who had shot him 14 times with a machine gun in the Saint
Valentine's Day Massacre.

Only Capone kills like that.
-- George "Bugs" Moran, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

The only man who kills like that is Bugs Moran.
-- Al Capone, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre
#9730Nobody takes a bribe. Of course at Christmas if you happen to hold out
your hat and somebody happens to put a little something in it, well, that's
different.
-- New York City Police Commissioner (Ret.) William P.
O'Brien, instructions to the force.
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