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#9801Rev. Jim: What does an amber light mean?
Bobby: Slow down.
Rev. Jim: What... does... an... amber... light... mean?
Bobby: Slow down.
Rev. Jim: What.... does.... an.... amber.... light....
#9802"Rights" is a fictional abstraction. No one has "Rights", neither machines
nor flesh-and-blood. Persons... have opportunities, not rights, which they
use or do not use.
-- Lazarus Long
#9803Rule the Empire through force.
-- Shogun Tokugawa
#9804Sauron is alive in Argentina!
#9805Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency.
-- Richard Nixon
#9806Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.
#9807Sed quis custodiet ipsos Custodes?
[Who guards the Guardians?]
#9808Sentenced to two years hard labor (for sodomy), Oscar Wilde stood handcuffed
in driving rain waiting for transport to prison. "If this is the way Queen
Victoria treats her prisoners," he remarked, "she doesn't deserve to have
any."
#9809Serfs up!
-- Spartacus
#9810Shah, shah! Ayatollah you so!
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