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#9971Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
-- J.K. Galbraith
#9972Under every stone lurks a politician.
-- Aristophanes
#9973United Nations, New York, December 25. The peace and joy of the Christmas
season was marred by a proclamation of a general strike of all the military
forces of the world. Panic reigns in the hearts of all the patriots of
every persuasion. Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all-time
low over the world.
-- Isaac Asimov
#9974Unknown person(s) stole the American flag from its pole in Etra Park sometime
between 3pm Jan 17 and 11:30 am Jan 20. The flag is described as red, white
and blue, having 50 stars and was valued at $40.
-- Windsor-Heights Herald "Police Blotter", Jan 28, 1987
#9975Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out
twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
-- H. L. Mencken
#9976Usually, when a lot of men get together, it's called a war.
-- Mel Brooks, "The Listener"
#9977Veni, vidi, vici.
[I came, I saw, I conquered].
-- Gaius Julius Caesar
#9978Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen
at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.
-- Herodotus
#9979Victory uber allies!
#9980"Violence accomplishes nothing." What a contemptible lie! Raw, naked
violence has settled more issues throughout history than any other method
ever employed. Perhaps the city fathers of Carthage could debate the
issue, with Hitler and Alexander as judges?
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